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Paint Yourself Green And Throw Forks At Her

by Sausage Boy

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    A bunch of songs you know about, plus one extra you don't.

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1.
I Saw MGF Play 02:53
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Pinky's a cunt, because he told me so But that's okay, because I'm 3k's monkey boy Fiance, she's my girl. For her my heart beats like a rabbit But I didn't drink much that night. I hope that doesn't become a habit. Loveshark waved his nuts, right in my face I think it burnt my retina out. But it was worth it. I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide But fuck 'em. They didn't do Mojo Pump'n.
2.
A Woman Never Forgets 05:02
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Men everywhere, sit up a listen Because here comes the truth A woman never forgets anything ever So really what’s the use? So you love her, so you need her So big fucking deal Do anything remotely disagreeable And her wrath you'll feel A woman never forgets And she's never wrong I'm off with my mates to play some sets A woman never forgets Sorry honey I gotta jet A woman never forgets I want kids, she wants pets A woman never forgets Don't say anything you may regret A woman never forgets A woman never forgets And she's never wrong Men everywhere unite Men everywhere run off and hide Run for your lives!
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Old Habits Die Hard 03:11
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Why don't you sit with my baby You tell me your names Sally Want another coke and bundy? I can't help that I'm this funny Sure I'll feeling kinda dancey And I'm a little frisky You are looking mighty sexy Mind if I get a little friendly? Come closer now, come closer now, come closer now, come closer now Get naughty, get naughty, get naught, get naughty Can you hear that beeping now we're alone I just got a text message on my phone My wife wants to know when I'll be home How about straight after we bone? Where you going baby? Just five minutes out the back. That’s all. Five minutes. Where you going?
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I Wish I Was Ron Hitler-Barassi 02:03
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I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi Do you know the man I mean? I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi Taking it to excessive extremes I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi That pompus load of festering shit I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi With a sharp as bowling ball wit I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi Why be Les when you can Jock? I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi Humphrey B Flaubert is a stuck up nob I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi John St Penis can't do the thing I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi Tonkin and Eugene, where have they been? I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
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Cank It In The Face 03:23
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I'm gonna cank you in the face Thats why you came round to this place No need to react now with haste I'm gonna cank you in the face Down there you look me in the eye I see the ground you see the sky I feel like I'm gonna die Down there you look me in the eye Cank cank cank, Cank it in the face Theres no need to feel disgrace It keeps down the human race Cank cank cank, cank it in the face So what you write for the Brag I wouldn't care if you wrote for my favourite porno mag Heres the cank stick take a drag Just pretend that its a fag Yeah I know that your a tool Did you think that I'm a fool Thats not cank thats your drool You can stop when it's a pool Cank cank cank, Cank it in the face Theres no need to feel disgrace It keeps down the human race Cank cank cank, cank it in the face
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Kara 05:16
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Internet Porn 03:00
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I was born to download internet porn I like to download videos and pictures I was born to download internet porn No one is safe from me, I watch celebrities I was born to download internet porn
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Pencil Me In 02:44
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Twelve bourbons and coke Play the pokies, end up square Take your money down to the red light Pencil me in for the busty blonde Two minutes to blow my lot
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Kill Americans 01:35
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Who Writes About The Pope's Cock? 02:59
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The Pope's cock, what a shock It lives alone under his smock Never seen and never used It technically has been abused I watched Dodgeballs alternate ending And I quite liked it But it didn't really resolve what happened To Steve the Pirate

about

This is what happens when someone thinks they know what they are doing.

"Can't understand 2 words of it but the backing mix kind of grows on me. Or brainwashes me." - Jack Shite

"'I'm Anton Trees, and I support that artist." - Anton Trees

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released May 5, 2006

All songs written and performed by Sausage Boy, except for A Woman Never Forgets guitar by Caravan Ray, Old Habits Die Hard guitar by Johnny Cashpoint, I Wish I Was Ron Hitler-Barassi guitar by 3k Short, Internet Porn guitar by Johnny Cashpoint, Internet Porn samples from The Porn Elf, some Kara beats by Rinky Dink.

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