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I Saw MGF Play
02:53
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Pinky's a cunt, because he told me so
But that's okay, because I'm 3k's monkey boy
Fiance, she's my girl. For her my heart beats like a rabbit
But I didn't drink much that night. I hope that doesn't become a habit.
Loveshark waved his nuts, right in my face
I think it burnt my retina out. But it was worth it.
I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide
I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide
I saw MGF play their final show in Adelaide
But fuck 'em. They didn't do Mojo Pump'n.
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A Woman Never Forgets
05:02
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Men everywhere, sit up a listen
Because here comes the truth
A woman never forgets anything ever
So really what’s the use?
So you love her, so you need her
So big fucking deal
Do anything remotely disagreeable
And her wrath you'll feel
A woman never forgets
And she's never wrong
I'm off with my mates to play some sets
A woman never forgets
Sorry honey I gotta jet
A woman never forgets
I want kids, she wants pets
A woman never forgets
Don't say anything you may regret
A woman never forgets
A woman never forgets
And she's never wrong
Men everywhere unite
Men everywhere run off and hide
Run for your lives!
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Old Habits Die Hard
03:11
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Why don't you sit with my baby
You tell me your names Sally
Want another coke and bundy?
I can't help that I'm this funny
Sure I'll feeling kinda dancey
And I'm a little frisky
You are looking mighty sexy
Mind if I get a little friendly?
Come closer now, come closer now, come closer now, come closer now
Get naughty, get naughty, get naught, get naughty
Can you hear that beeping now we're alone
I just got a text message on my phone
My wife wants to know when I'll be home
How about straight after we bone?
Where you going baby?
Just five minutes out the back. That’s all.
Five minutes.
Where you going?
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I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
Do you know the man I mean?
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
Taking it to excessive extremes
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
That pompus load of festering shit
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
With a sharp as bowling ball wit
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
Why be Les when you can Jock?
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
Humphrey B Flaubert is a stuck up nob
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
John St Penis can't do the thing
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
Tonkin and Eugene, where have they been?
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
I wish I was Ron Hitler-Barassi
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Cank It In The Face
03:23
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I'm gonna cank you in the face
Thats why you came round to this place
No need to react now with haste
I'm gonna cank you in the face
Down there you look me in the eye
I see the ground you see the sky
I feel like I'm gonna die
Down there you look me in the eye
Cank cank cank, Cank it in the face
Theres no need to feel disgrace
It keeps down the human race
Cank cank cank, cank it in the face
So what you write for the Brag
I wouldn't care if you wrote for my favourite porno mag
Heres the cank stick take a drag
Just pretend that its a fag
Yeah I know that your a tool
Did you think that I'm a fool
Thats not cank thats your drool
You can stop when it's a pool
Cank cank cank, Cank it in the face
Theres no need to feel disgrace
It keeps down the human race
Cank cank cank, cank it in the face
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Kara
05:16
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Internet Porn
03:00
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I was born to download internet porn
I like to download videos and pictures
I was born to download internet porn
No one is safe from me, I watch celebrities
I was born to download internet porn
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Pencil Me In
02:44
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Twelve bourbons and coke
Play the pokies, end up square
Take your money down to the red light
Pencil me in for the busty blonde
Two minutes to blow my lot
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Kill Americans
01:35
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The Pope's cock, what a shock
It lives alone under his smock
Never seen and never used
It technically has been abused
I watched Dodgeballs alternate ending
And I quite liked it
But it didn't really resolve what happened
To Steve the Pirate
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