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For You (In Love)
03:12
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I wrote a song for you
It’s not something I normally do
But there is something I just have to say
I wish you would go away
I told you once, I told you twice
I tried to be gentle, I tried to be nice
But c'mon get a fucking clue
I do not like you
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
I threw you out with no regret
And now you stand, a silhouette
Don't you fucking understand?
I don't like you, I don't like you
I wrote a song for you
It’s not something I normally do
But there is something I just have to say
I wish you would go away
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
Is this a problem for you?
There’s no room
Inside me
There is just
Vanity
I'm in love
I need more
Small plastic men
Who go to war
Paint gets me high
I can sniff glue
The only box I want
Contains more sprues
I'm in love
And I need more
Small plastic men
Table top war
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2. |
Soft and Wet
03:05
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War. Never been so much fun x4
But never forget
Your buddy soft and wet
As bullets tear through him
Puncturing the skin
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3. |
Crazy You
03:38
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Prices are slashed to clear
I loose my mind three time a year
Bargains, bargains right out the door
What better prices are you looking for
I might have lost my mind, but you are crazy if you don't take advantage of me
At home I am a saint but in business I have to act a little nutty
You are crazy for me because I'm crazy
This offer is only for this weekend
Let's see how far your budget will bend
You don't really need any of this
But these deals you just can't miss
I might have lost my mind, but you are crazy if you don't take advantage of me
At home I am a saint but in business I have to act a little nutty
You are crazy for me because I'm crazy
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4. |
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So you were born
Four years after me
But I still need you
Or I would not succeed
Some people work for charity
Some people work for boobs
But we work together
Going out hunting noobs
I've got my rifle
You've got your sword
Our batteries are recharged
Our methods are adhored
Be it shooting aliens
Or terrorists
Mexicans or mutants
We hardly ever miss
As long as we're together
We will never lose
As long as we're together
Our victims we can choose
As long as we're together
We can hunt the noobs
Shooting guns and thumping drums
And drinking crates of booze
In us there is poetry
As we go for the kill
I cover you, you take a dive
And make their gizzards spill
We are the best, we are elite
Theres frags to left and right
And if one of us should bite the dust
He'll respawn to join the fight
Rocket jumps, grapple hooks
Warthogs over rocks
Smoke grenades, rapiers
Rifles that make shocks
Power fists, duel elites
Small plastic guitars
Hand cannons, gravity guns
Impossible radars
As long as we're together
We will never lose
As long as we're together
Our victims we can choose
As long as we're together
We can hunt the noobs
Shooting guns and thumping drums
And drinking crates of booze
Once I shot you in the back
During an Annalid attack
But I don't know why you are so sad
The collision detection was always really bad
I remember fondly
Of days in the past
No auto aim in Goldeneye
And speed was set to fast
License to kill, and pistols too
Not automatics please
No time to think, or plan or blink
Or even fucking sneeze
As long as we're together
We will never lose
As long as we're together
Our victims we can choose
As long as we're together
We can hunt the noobs
Shooting guns and thumping drums
And drinking crates of booze
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5. |
My Love Is Forever
02:20
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One split heart
Will not tear us apart
Even if you fall to the ground
One split heart
Is not an end and not a start
But I listen for the sound
Don't leave me again
It felt like it was the end
When you sped off into the night
Don't leave me again
Once is bad but twice is hard to defend
Surely when this happens something’s not right
My love is forever
But i don't think its clever
That you keep doing this to yourself
My love is forever
And I will endeavour
To keep you in sickness and in health
Don't leave me again
Don't leave me again
When your gone there’s only pain
Don't leave me again
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6. |
So Blue
02:29
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Ripped jeans again
This is the end
Of feeling sad
Because I'm mad
Now it's all punk
No more old junk
I'm not so blue
Emo is through
When that's all done
I've had my fun
And made some cash
Next a come back
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7. |
It’s Gonna Be Lonely
00:30
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Are you some kind of heartless bitch?
If you were knitting you'd have dropped a stich
Are you really gonna walk away
If you were famous you'd secretly be gay
It's gonna be lonely if we both go away
I've had a date on the calendar since some time last May
Can't you fucking plan ahead and now it's on its own
You can't leave an infant at home alone
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8. |
Dirty Mind
01:51
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Clothes are too restrictive
I just wear my undies
When I sit at home
And look for Playboy bunnies
All of the bookmarks
In my internet browser
Are for porn site
I visit on the hour
Minds made up, it's alright
I can do this the whole night
Dirty girls are the best
All alone, forget the rest
My hand is so sweaty
And I have a cramp
Lucky it's not my mouse one
It's part of the plan
Now with better service
I can download faster
Watching home-made video
Of Sober up their arses
Minds made up, it's alright
I can do this the whole night
Dirty girls are the best
All alone, forget the rest
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9. |
Partyup
04:00
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Let us fight wars overseas
In freedoms name for gasoline
Foreigners are a contagion
But only if their black or Asian
Cut funding to public schools
If you don't go private your a tool
We could keep interest rates down
If we were running this town
Vote now! For a Sausae Boyan government
Vote now! We will not tolerate descent
Vote now! This is an emergency
Vote now! The last days of democracy
There will be record low unemployment
As long as you work in a supermarket
Detention centres will be closed
We'll toss them all straight overboard
Broadcasters should have no fear
But you can only screen Thank God You're Here
Lastly we'll chuck out elections
In charge forever by our projections
Vote now! For a Sausae Boyan government
Vote now! We will not tolerate descent
Vote now! This is an emergency
Vote now! The last days of democracy
Your future is for sale
Your future has been sold
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