Who Writes About The Pope's Cock?

from Paint Yourself Green And Throw Forks At Her by Sausage Boy

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The lyrics for this were written on The Unsent Letter Forum as a response to member Jesse. He had come across a lengthy poem written about the Pope's genitals, and posed the question "Who writes about the Pope's cock?". This small clutch of rhyming words seemed too good to let sit as a poem.

The stuff about Dodgeball was added later.

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The Pope's cock, what a shock
It lives alone under his smock
Never seen and never used
It technically has been abused

I watched Dodgeballs alternate ending
And I quite liked it
But it didn't really resolve what happened
To Steve the Pirate

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from Paint Yourself Green And Throw Forks At Her, released May 5, 2006

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